2. It's worse to shake said can next to your computer keyboard.
3. It's very good to have a box of facial tissues next to your workspace.
4. Turning your keyboard upside down can drain liquid onto facial tissues quite nicely, except that . . .
5. Chocolate Slim-Fast is very thick and sticky.
6. If you don't lose heart and work fast, you can get the gunk out of the keyboard before it hits the circuit board.
7. I don't need to make the 40-mile roundtrip to town because the keyboard still works.
8. I'm very, very lucky. No, I'm very, very blessed. And I'm very, very grateful for this blessing.